DIARY SERIES #2- The Diary Of A Ghost.

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                    DIARY SERIES #2

                 The diary of a ghost.


Click here to read the part one!
The amusing part three!!

 Dear diary,
You know, it sucks to be dead. You start decomposing and start looking and smelling awful. It sucks to stay in a dark cemetery, haunting people for fun, sometimes killing them if they annoy you by doing some obnoxious ritual. It's miserable and distressing to see your corpse rotting.
Adding on to that, some loathsome dogs  bark at me for no apparent reason so I shush them forever. Sorry dog lovers.
-Le dog lovers after reading this.

 Another reason why being a ghost is detestable is that you never get to sleep! Some bunch of atrocious kids summom you at 3:00 am while you are having a splendid dream just to check if you exist or not!!
Are these kids insomniac?
Even we need are precious sleep!
We like any other person dead or alive would hate our sleep being ruined specially for dumb reasons like this.
We demons have already dealt with a gruesome death, so we can't tolerate any more crap.
So kids,(and some jobless adults) you better stop calling us to prevent being killed. There are way more good ways to die.
Sleep is a priority!
But...there IS A SUNNY SIDE OF BEING A GHOST!
1. You are invisible! You have the freedom to do anything without being caught! You can steal souls, kill your exes, watch your crush bathing (sometimes pooping) in the bathroom(but for that you need to deal with a lot of shit. And I mean it.)
2. You can murder people without getting sued! 
3. People fear you(even those horrible teachers who punished you for not doing your homework and the vicious boss who make you work on weekends. Hope they get cancer and die.)
4. You can see your biographies being made even after murdering a bunch of people. You are a celebrity!The biography is called horror is human language.

 This post was to share our feelings with you. Now that you have read so far, I have a Pro tip for you.
To avoid being killed by us:
1. Tell your dog to shut up.
2. Let us sleep.
3. Stop doing crappy rituals. We do exist.

 And if any beautiful person is reading this... Please call me .
My number:666.

 Note: The owner of this page is not a ghost. SHE IS SATAN!!
Just kidding.
But am I?
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