POEM: MY STALKER

I have a stalker, He follows me wherever I go, And stares at me whenever I am happy and low. He keeps a check on what I eat, Is it eyeballs or hippos' teeth. He is downright possessive, Me being with others makes him aggressive. He likes the stench of my dresses, With my friends, he always messes. I can't tell the cops 'bout him, For he hasn't harmed me still, And I am sure he never will, Because he is my lovely dog, Bill. Note: This poem is dedicated to my annoying dachshund, Henry.