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CAN HUMANS MELT OR EVAPORATE?

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Welcome to KALEMENT'S NERD SECTION. This section teaches you things which your teachers are too dumb to teach. Let thine inner nerd be unleashed! All kinds of matter at a certain temperature freeze, melt and evaporate. All matter can change its state. Even humans are made up of matter, so it is possible for us to melt and evaporate, right? Yes.  Theoritically, we can. But practically, no one has evaporated till now, and even if they have, they cannot share it with us, as we are breathing them. So theoritically, after reaching a certain temperature,WE CAN MELT AND EVAPORATE but as no one has performed this experiment, we donot know the exact temperature. Even if somebody has, they might be behind the bars now. The chemicals that constitute our body can melt. So why don't we see cases of people melting? Because a lot of them die and burn before reaching the melting point. The enzymes in a human start getting denatured as the temperature of the body re...
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FUNNY DOG MEMES.

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A dog lover? Then you will love this. Feeling blue? No worries, cause what you are about to see now will make you feel RED!! No seriously, they are lit!! 1. Foodies will understand.  2. Life's daily annoyances. 3.  When you  are tired of life... Or just hungry. 4. What's next? Sorry for engulfing your intestines?  5. Anyways, no matter how much you trouble me, bite me , scratch me, break my things, chew off my shoes, eat my food , I WILL ALWAYS ,ALWAYS LOVE YOU. Note: The sexy model in all those pictures is my precious dachshund, Henry and adorable Max. Still not satisfied? Wanna read some more dog related content? So here are more. A diamond found, a life lost. Doggy issues.
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Poem: MOTHER

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                          MOTHER I am endowed to have a mother, Whose heart is moulded of pure gold, I look at the shooting star, And wish that she never grows old, She owns an exquisite place in my heart, Which can never be sold, I still cherish the bedtime stories, That years ago she told, I pine for her comfort in arms, Whenever I am blue with cold, Whenever I stumbled, I had her hand to hold, Till I reached the threshold, O lord, I will never want to lose a mother like her, Whose heart is moulded of pure gold.                                                      
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Smart Answers To Dumb Questions.

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1. How to impress your crush? Ans- Get abs and rich. And beautiful. And a caring personality. And a mansion in jupiter. 2. Does he \she like me? Ans- No. Seriously, how do you expect google to know who that he or she is and do they like you or not? 3. Why are guys and girls not the same? Ans- To reproduce. If they were the same,you wouldn't be alive to ask this dumb question. 4. Is feminism cancer? Ans- No, but people with this thinking are. 5. Why do people hate feminism? Ans- Because some dumbshits confuse it with man- hating. 6. Do pokemons exist? Ans- Yes ,in cartoons and your immature mind. 7. Am I dead? Ans-Your brain is ,but somehow you are alive. Congrats! You have successfully graduated from the zombie institute for idiots. 8. How to get rich quick? Ans- Rob a bank ,and if you ain't behind the bars ,you are rich! But if you are too lazy and scared, Click here. 9. Why does math suck? Ans-Because we apes are too dumb to understand it....
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DOGGY ISSUES.

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Henry,my brother. These are some of the problems faced by me and many dog owners. If you are a dog owner, be ready to relate.  If you are thinking to own a dog, BEWARE! And if you love dogs, Welcome to Kalement. We have a lot of dog stuff here which you will love. And also,we can be friends,as I love dogs too and I love the people who share the same interest. Think dog owners have the best lives? Think again. This is what I thought before owning a dog when I was a dogless dog lover. I had never been more wrong. DOGGY ISSUES. Your hygiene would be effed. Dogs show their affection by licking us. Your Pooch will also lick your face to show you their love....after licking their bumhole. Sweet? I think not. Just letting you know they don't use toilet papers after defecating. They would pick up random shits from the street, sniff potties and drains, lick their genitals and then lick you. Just letting you know that they don't brush their teeth too( ...
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