THE DIARY SERIES. The diary of a  femme fatale. Lovely Diary, Being exquisite is downright appeasing and by exquisite I mean drop dead gorgeous. So alluring that no man can resist you, every girl envies you even strangers can't help but stare at you. You are popular.  Everybody wants to be your friend, everybody wants to hang out with you. They can't help but compliment you. That is how stunning I am. I am not being arrogant or vain. I am simply saying the truth. After all, I had to work really hard to achieve that look. Nothing comes easy. But still, after doing so much, some people dislike me. They call me witch. After all, you can't please everyone untill and unless you sell ice cream for free. ........ I'll be back in a minute diary, someone is at the door. Sir we have all the evidence. We should take action ASAP. She is perilous. So what are you waiting for? Put her behind the bars!! Calvin(the jailor): Yes sir! Yeah, tell me doctor. ...

                      THE DIARY SERIES. Dear diary, I see these tasty humans writing in a book they call a diary, so I thought to give it a try because I found it realllyyy fascinating. I cannot wait for the night to arrive.  I am famished. In the forest I don't see people passing by because of all the crappy stories they have heard about ghosts wandering in the forest,killing people amd eating their eyeballs and toenails. Jeez!! When will these dummies realize that there are no such things as 'ghosts'! Yeah, vampires do exist. We vampires are the coolest ghouls in my opinion. They have stunning red eyes, effortless flight like bats, hiding skills like a chameleon, and fangs like lions. They arrive after dusk to suck human's blood. They will sneakily drink your blood while you are sleeping peacefully at night, pierce their fangs within your skin and suck the sweet crimson , don't worry you won't feel it, it...

                    DIARY SERIES #4                The Diary Of A Lover Dearie diary, What is the worst sentence ever spoken? Diary: Surprise test! Beside that? Diary: I want you to work this weekend. Anything beside that, related to love? Diary: It's over Very close. Try again. Diary: Sorry, I have been cheating on you. Okay, enough guesses. All your answers are correct, but the answer I was expecting was : I love you, but as a friend. Ouch,Bad luck boy! I know.I tried to convice her many times but failed. I gave her expensive gifts, chocolates , flowers , a love letter which was written by my own blood, my time, my heart, my everything! I stalked her and saw her sleep while hiding in the closet. I also tried to look like her exes, her current boyfriends  and crushes but failed again. She ran away, crying and  threatened to call the cops, if I don't stop. ...

                     DIARY SERIES #2                  The diary of a ghost. Click here to read the part one! The amusing part three!! Dear diary, You know, it sucks to be dead. You start decomposing and start looking and smelling awful. It sucks to stay in a dark cemetery, haunting people for fun, sometimes killing them if they annoy you by doing some obnoxious ritual. It's miserable and distressing to see your corpse rotting. Adding on to that, some loathsome dogs  bark at me for no apparent reason so I shush them forever. Sorry dog lovers. -Le dog lovers after reading this. Another reason why being a ghost is detestable is that you never get to sleep! Some bunch of atrocious kids summom you at 3:00 am while you are having a splendid dream just to check if you exist or not!! Are these kids insomniac? Even we need are precious sleep! We like any other pe...

                  THE DIARY SERIES #1                  DIARY OF A SERIAL KILLER. I met him at dawn,  While he was working on the lawn. I love him a lot, I stalked him, Without ever getting caught. I watched him eat, I watched him sleep, I was hungry to taste his fair meat. (If you know what I mean!) We soon started dating,  And eventually ended up mating, He told me he loves me, And he was thirsty for my love, I giggled and replied, "But I am thristy for your blood!" I kissed him goodbye, As it was his time to die, I took out an axe, And cut his head,  I cooked him for dinner, And brought another boy to my bed. It all started when I first ate my brother, Which left me hungry for another. Since then I have a fetish for men, And I have been cooking them, In my sweet kitchen. This is a diary of a serial killer in Paris. When the police investig...