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THE SITUATION SERIES #3- WHEN YOUR BOSS FORCES YOU TO WORK ON WEEKENDS.

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            THE SITUATION SERIES Read the part one! And two! #3-When your boss forces you to work on weekends. Your Reactions: The sincere: My mom is one of them. You obey  your boss wholeheartedly and work hard to impress them to get that promotion( who I'm sure donot give a damn, they are just exploiting you). You are basically a lion eating grass. The greedy:  You are greedy and smart. You will only work for extra hours if you are getting paid for it cause no one works for free. You boldly ask your boss to grant your needs(which will never be granted so stop being stupid, it will only get you fired.) The smart: 90% of employees are like this. You agree to work, but don't work at all. After all , why should you work for your nasty boss if they are not paying you extra to do so? You just sit their doing nothing (pretending to work if the satan is around), planning to crucify them and take their position(which again i...

THE SITUATION SERIES #2- When Your Teacher Punishes You

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            THE SITUATION SERIES When your teacher punishes you: Your reactions: The cry baby:  You weep your  eyes off untill your eyes feel like the Sahara desert( The Atacama to be more precise). You plead your teacher to forgive you. Basically, you are the one I despise. You are afraid of your teacher punishing you?! You serious dude? The normal obedient:  You obey your teacher reluctantly(swearing at her inside)No drama, no crying. You agree to get punished( while thinking of a plan to murder them) The stubborn: No means No. It ain't my fault, so I ain't getting no punishments. Mah life mah rules! The deny doing anything wrong, so you do not deserve to get punished. That's it. You keep on arguing with the teacher and they eventually get tired of you( or the lecture gets over). I am stubborn and I know it! The fearless boss:   You don't fear Satan aka the teacher because you worship him(Jk!) You back answer t...

SITUATION SERIES #1- You are alone in a room with your crush.

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                THE SITUATION SERIES  #1      When you are alone in a  room with          your crush You are alone in a room with your crush: Your reactions The shy type:  You do nothing. You sit there minding your own business, trying to act cool and and not creepy. You try not to get caught staring ( and drooling). You try to act normal (but make gorilla sounds instead), blushing hella lot followed by awkward silence and rapid beating of heart. The bold one:  You are the go getter. You understand that this is your moment to shine. You approach them, desperately trying to start a conversation and flirt like a boss. And eventually you propose them(and get slapped and rejected.JK!) The unbothered:  You are mature. You know your appearance. You know you don't stand a chance, so you don't even try. You know you are never gonna get laid .You either study or do some cra...