THE SITUATION SERIES #3- WHEN YOUR BOSS FORCES YOU TO WORK ON WEEKENDS.

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           THE SITUATION SERIES
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 #3-When your boss forces you to work on weekends.
Your Reactions:

The sincere:
My mom is one of them.

You obey  your boss wholeheartedly and work hard to impress them to get that promotion( who I'm sure donot give a damn, they are just exploiting you). You are basically a lion eating grass.

The greedy: 

You are greedy and smart. You will only work for extra hours if you are getting paid for it cause no one works for free. You boldly ask your boss to grant your needs(which will never be granted so stop being stupid, it will only get you fired.)
The smart:
90% of employees are like this.

You agree to work, but don't work at all. After all , why should you work for your nasty boss if they are not paying you extra to do so?
You just sit their doing nothing (pretending to work if the satan is around), planning to crucify them and take their position(which again is impossible as you will be behind the bars for doing so but if you are a professional  killer then I will hire you to murder my boss too!)

The daredevil:
You resign and start your own business so that you could be your own boss.
You are a dragon. Brave, fierce but fictional.
But who knows?!
Dragons can exist.

 And if you are like me...

You cut off their limbs and feed it to them. (Bonus points if you don't cook it. Let them know how 'salty' they are)
You break their nails and teeth and poke their eyeballs with it.
You strangle them with their own entrails, boil their brain and feed it to your colleagues.(Bonus points for garnishing it with their hair ) 
You sell their kidneys and other organs and start your own company with the money.
In short, you rock!

 Note: The owner of this page is strictly against violence. If you do not like this post, I will murder you.
Just kidding.
But am I??
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