MIND ROTTING PLAGUE.

A viral plague is taking over
world, killing millions on its way.
A deadly disease which makes your brain rot , slowly eating away your cells. It is worse than cancer , ebola and AIDS combined.
It gets transmitted from one person to another in a split second without any pain or discomfort.
The most grave patients have parasites breeding in their brain.
This could the cause of a deadly apocalypse.
It is so dangerous that no one can survive it, neither the cleanest, nor the fittest as it is found all over the world!
 Your friend might be suffering from it without you knowing it and at any moment boom! It gets transmitted to you.
It is found all over the internet .
And that beautiful thing is....
fake information and his sister unnecessary information.

They both have unique similarities and preventions which we are gonna discuss so that you stay safe and alive (thank me!)
-KALEMENT REPORTERS.

Breeding places: Social media, blogs(not mine!), in the brains of intrusive and jobless people ,basically everywhere.

People at risk: Immature , gullible , not minding their own business people and gossip gurls.

Forms: Can be in the form of exclusive celeb news, fake BBC and NASA news, medical advice (very very dangerous), business news and anything trendy and cool.

Example: LOSE BELLY FAT IN 1 DAY!!

Danger alert. Fake information!

Shitty science: Your body fat is made of adipocytes, and adipocytes are made up of atoms.
Rats too are made up of  the same thing as fat, that is atoms.
Rat poison kills rat, so fat made up of the same thing (atoms) will also get killed.

After your fatty cells are dead, our body has the mechanism to excrete waste material out to maintain homeostasis.
Your dead fat cells will be excreted out of your body and voila! You lost fat.

Vomiting, migraines, diarrhea and death are common , don't worry about it. It is a sign that the rat poison is working. After all ,as we all know NO PAIN, NO GAIN.

Okay, now no more jokes.
This IS a serious problem as it not only defames people but can also be the cause of various fatal diseases.
A woman, she read a blog about a 'soy sauce colon cleanse' where they have written that drinking 1 litre of soy sauce within an hour will cleanse your colon. She being gullible tried it and that had serious consequences. And by serious I mean REALLY serious.
Check it out !
It's the colon's job to deal with poop, so it's pointless and useless to clean it.
The colon is very happy being covered in turd.
A lot of people risk their lives trying weird diets and detoxes. The fact is, your body does not need anything . Exercise and eat your veggies and you'll be fine.
Rather than trying liver detoxes, just stop consuming alcohol, dumbass.

Stop believing blogs blindly as any person from the street (like me) can write a shitty medical blog about how apple seeds can cleanse your entrails. Just letting you know in case you didn't that apple seeds have cyanide. Yup, THAT POISONOUS STUFF.

Unnecessary information.
It is  not as dangerous as fake information, but high doses of it can make your brain explode or your butt cells necrose.
Now tell me, what will you do knowing about the soap used by Jason Momoa or the expensive things Bill Gates owns? How will seeing pewdiepie and T series live subscriber count gonna help you? What will you do knowing whether astronauts fart in space or not?
Stop seeing frivolous things and start seeing something good such as cardio or the mystery behind black holes. Or better, see something related to your goal or studies.
Trust me, they are much more interesting than seeing the Kardashians eating nuggets.



Okay Kalement, but can you get to the point? How can we stop this?

Its easy.
JUST STOP BEING SO GULLIBLE AND GET A JOB. And if a find a blog spreading fake info, report it, comment,  behead the blogger, immigrate to pluto ,do whatever you can to stop it.

Note: This is a true information about fake information.
Hehe, mind boggled right?