Wanna be famous? BE THE WORST.

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Disclaimer: The stunts in this post are performed by professionals, please for humanity's sake ,don't try to imitate them.
What if I tell you hard work is NOT the key to success?
Nor is discipline.
Nor is perseverance.
Nor is talent.
Nor is productivity.

 You do not need any of these qualities.
What if I tell you there is a way you can get easy success?
It's easy and also fun.
Isn't that great?

 Once you have this asset, fame is gonna fall into your lap.

 And that beautiful thing is....
CRINGE.

What makes cringe so good?

 Cringe, unlike the other keys to success is really easy to possess, requiring little or no effort, is fun to make( not for the one who is shooting it) and gives you success really fast.

 If you make good content,you will get success after 5 years of hard work.
But if you make cringy content, you are gonna get the same success in around 10 days!
Why do I say it's easy?

 Because it really is.
You just have to be the worst version of yourself.
Being bad is easier and much fun than being good.
If you are getting  fame by doing shitty things, isn't that awesome?
Remember, the worse you are, the better.

 If cringe is giving you  fame the easy way, then why work for endless hours only to   get nothing in return?
Cringe doesn't only give you fame easily and fast , but also gives you a lot of hate comments.
Isn't that great?

 Okay...but how is cringe gonna 
make me famous?

 Thought you'd never ask.
You see, if you are into memes,youtube and shit, you'll notice a lot of meme makers and youtubers like to insult people, which in chic language we call roasting.
Youtubers crave cringe as it gives them content.
You give them the content,and people (their fans) give you the fame.
They will roast you and you are gonna get famous by that.
Great right?
Don't worry, a lot of people have tried this and are now famous.
Why will they roast you?
Because my dear, you are doing shitty things. Don't you make fun of people who do stupid things?
And if you are like me, whose favorite youtuber (and crush) is a roaster( is that the right word ? Idk), you are gonna love giving them content, because c'mon!
They are gonna know you and you might even end up having a chat with them!
You are getting famous,
You are helping others,
You are talking to celebs,
And are getting success reallyy fast,
Basically ,you are trending!!!
Isn't that triple cool?

 How am I supposed to make cringy content?
No worries,we are here to help!
Just email us on you.are.an.idiot@cheapmail.com
And we are gonna provide you a free handbook, a complete guide to make cringe content.
We sell a lot of material that is gonna make you look extra hideous and on your first order you get 20% off!!
Use promocode : I eat crap
And get 66% off!

 But if you are too lazy, just subscribe to KALEMENT and get your free handbook now! ( Even if you don't want it, you can still do it. It's free! So please... Unleash your inner Angel...)

 That's not all,
You will also get:
  1. A ton of hate comment.
  2. Insults
  3. Zero respect
  4. Zero friends
  5. Beating from parents
  6. And bullies.

 Happy cringe making.

 Is it worth it though?

 Depends on the type of person you are. If you are willing to sacrifice your respect for fame, this is for you.
If you are ready to work your ass off and get fame the right way, then congrats !
You are normal.

 My very grave( and valueless) opinion.
It's a shame that people who are actually working hard and making good content end up getting nothing and the bad ones steal the limelight.
If this continues, good content is gonna become an endangered species and become extinct after 10 years.
Cringy content not only makes the internet a shitty place, but also makes me doubt humanity.
Is this the content we encourage and crave?

 How can we stop this?
We can't. To be honest, rants are really funny to watch . 
I love them. I love the youtuber who makes them (I am a teen and have celeb crushes. Bear with me)

 What we can do is after watching the rant,WE DON'T GO TO ITS SOURCE,THE ORIGINAL VIDEO.

 So now that you know the formula for fame, I can't wait to see your cringy videos.

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Comments

  1. Unknown4 June 2019 at 11:08

    Yes,dear ,you 're right. You have become famous by helping a person to be a cringe .
    Your creation of humour is successful to bring laughter

    Don't try to repeat any of your point or reason otherwise readers will lose interest .

    Try some more and be careful.
    We are waiting
    Santwana.

    ReplyDelete

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