SCARY FACTS.

                         SCARY FACTS


1. The omlette which you eat, comes out of a hen's butt.

2. Headache is a signs of cancer.

3. Your boyfriend/ girlfriend's ex is hotter than you.

4. A spider might crawl into your ears, while you are sleeping peacefully.

5. You might be adopted.

6. There might be a killer in your closet or under your bed waiting for you to fall asleep.

7. Your crush does not love you back.

8. AIDS and most STD's are not curable. Be careful with whom you mate.

9. You start coughing and puke out a black worm.



10. Your celebrity crush does not know you exist.


11. Nobody cares about you.

12. More than a billion people have parasites living in their intestines without knowing it.


13. There might be maggots and pubic hairs inside your delicious burger.


14. You are going to die. Everyone you love is going to die.

15. Tomorrow is Monday.

16. You are forced to work on weekends.

17. Many diseases do not have a cure. You might be suffering from them.

18. You might be HIV positive or have cancer. Go for a check up!

19. Your soulmate might be a serial killer waiting to kill you.



20. One of your friends/family members might be a cannibal.

21. The sound you heard while going to sleep might not be your imagination.

22. In an emergency, you are about to call 911, but your phone battery dies.

23. Talking to your crush, phone at 1 percent, charger disappears.

24. When you smell something, some particles of that thing stick in your nose. Be careful while smelling poop.

25. Someone might have peed in the swimming pool or beach you bathed in.

26. Milk is nothing but a secretion from a cow's nipples.


27. 37 million people suffer for HIV. You or your partner might br one of them.

28. Never ending periods. Penile fractures.

29. Bloody diarrhoea. Constipation. Bloating. Enough said.

30. Little finger kisses the walls or the table.

31. Soil contains thousand eggs of tapeworms and roundworms which is used for agriculture. You eat those infected veggies and the eggs enter your stomach and hatch.

32. Your bed is infested with bed bugs.







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